The "blanket with sleeves" Wars

Who says competition is bad? Have you noticed all the different "blankets with sleeves" you can get these days?

First it was the Freedom Blanket. Then came the Slanket and the more TV visible Snuggie. Did you know there are variations on most of them now? They have smaller versions for children. They have even smaller versions for dogs! Not only can you now get them in a variety of colors, you can get them with your favorite team logo on them! I've even seen them with Transformers on them. So if it wasn't for the competition between the "blanket with sleeves" manufacturers, we'd all have one the same size and in the same color. How boring.